Well this is a great start on an interesting concept, but:
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Don't merge Jupiter and Saturn. They are both super cool and have amazing moons, and having two of them means twice as many.
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I prefer Uranus to Neptune. But agree we only need one.
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Pluto is a planet! It orbits the sun. Instead of making it a moon - we already have lots of them - I'd add a mirror anti-Pluto on the other side, synchronized. And a weird spacetime hypertunnel between them.
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Finally, we need more stuff out of the plane of the ecliptic. How about a planet that orbits the sun but goes around its poles?
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And of course ... more cowbell.
What do you think?
